
I needed a lawyer. I was being harassed and my job jeopardized. So, I went to get a lawyer. I call a major firm in Cleveland, Ohio. Though I’m not sure how MAJOR they were, but the did run fancy TV commercials.
“Lawfirm of___________. How May I help you today?”
“Yes, I have a possible harassment and discrimination suit against my employer, and would like to talk with a lawyer. “
“No problem. Could I get some information from you now? “
“Of course.”
After giving my name and vitals, she asked me about the particulars of the case. That took a while.
Finally I ask, “Is this something you can handle?”
“We handle these types of cases all the time. Do you have any evidence of these incidents?”
“Yes, I have a timeline including all people involved, documentation supporting all the incidents including some from my employer, witnesses, photographs, lots of things. ” She sounded very receptive, though.. she was supposed to.
“I have a few more basic questions before I confer with our lawyers. Do you rent or own your home? “
“Eh..rent?” That was an odd one.
“What is your monthly salary?”
What the fuck is this? Though I didn’t say that, what I did say changed her mood as if I did. I told her what she wanted to know.
“On moment please”, she droned.
My salary? What did that have to do with…. I didn’t even have time to think the rest of my thought when she returned to the line.
“I’m sorry. We can’t help you with your case at this time. Have a nice day”
“Uh…Than….” My goodby was too slow. She hung-up. (more…)